390 Quotes by Margaret Cho

I think white people like to tell Asian people how they should feel about race because they’re too scared to tell black people.

I love singing and that’s kind of my new thing.

I am star-struck but also I’ve known a lot of people for a long time. Like I’m super star-struck by Grant Lee Phillips and Jon Brion but I’ve known them for 17 years. So it’s kinda like weird to be star-struck still, but I still am!

I love Wilco’s “I’m the Man Who Loves You.” Nels Cline has that weird guitar slide at the beginning and the song is whispered actually.

Christ’s purpose was to really show how everyone can be loved and how everyone should be loved and accepted.

I love fashion, I’m actually a pretty talented seamstress, so I can make stuff for myself, but that’s really time-consuming.

To start telling people that you’re beautiful, or just feel beautiful, just start acting like you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And it really improves everything! Because your sort of psyche responds to it – like this is truthful!

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That’s a straight up Democrat move!

It’s not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of the room that no one will even offer a peanut to. We are in the red, emotionally speaking.