32 Quotes by Margaret Smith

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."

Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: 'Ma, the seat belt is digging into my back.' 'Stuff it down into the seat. And roll those windows up, you're letting the smoke out'

Only when all images of Earth are hushed and the clamor of the senses be stilled, and the soul has passed beyond thought of self, can the eternal wisdom be revealed to the mystic who seeks that highest communion with the unseen.

There’s a light at the end of the tunnel. And it’s a train.

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said “No.”

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, “I could kill you in seven seconds.” I go, “I’ll just have toast, then.”

My mom’s Jewish and my dad’s Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

The best contraceptive is the word no – repeated frequently.

Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: ‘Ma, the seat belt is digging into my back.’ ‘Stuff it down into the seat. And roll those windows up, you’re letting the smoke out’