26 Quotes by Mario Cantone

I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning.

Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me.

I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two of the biggest Broadway musicals down, am I a mess?

I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.

I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children.

I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day.

I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.

I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.

Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.