68 Quotes by Mark Russell

When you trick somebody into participating in a small-time fraud, it's called a 'scam.' But when the scam is so big that people have no choice but to participate, it's called 'economics.

It makes me think. Maybe the only meaning to life is that which we get from each other.

Of course, with any new technology, the question in the back of everyone's mind is 'Can I have sex with it or use it to kill people?'-Flintstones Vol. 2: Bedrock Bedlam

The world is on fire, young man. As writers, it is only proper that we do what we can to warn people.But in telling the truth to the world, don't lie to yourself. Write whatever you want. Tell the truth. Just don't imagine that you are changing anything.Like I said, people just want to have a good time. -Snagglepuss

Son, in life you do not fight battles because you expect to win......you fight them merely because they need to be fought.-Snagglepuss

I try not to speak to critics. It only encourages them.-Snagglepuss

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.