68 Quotes by Mark Russell

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.