68 Quotes by Mark Russell

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

You have the establishment and then you have the hippies revolting against the establishment, and what you end up getting are like accountants with long hair. And that's kind of what happened with the youth movement in the '70s.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

When you trick somebody into participating in a small-time fraud, it’s called a ‘scam.’ But when the scam is so big that people have no choice but to participate, it’s called ’economics.

People are not in a good mood when any politician’s face appears on television.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn’t know any women.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don’t they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

You’ve got the brain-washed, that’s the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that’s the Republicans!