66 Quotes by Mark Tufo

If you can't beat em. Become as crazy as a fuckin' loon and enjoy the ride.

This country has more problems than an epileptic in an iron maiden, but I still believe in the core values it was founded upon.

I use the terms "sky" and "earth" because as a human I cannot imagine those elements not being there. It is a way to give substance to nothingness.

I see a tongue! Some asshole is licking my peephole.

They say drinking alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, well, neither does drinking milk.

My name is Captain Najarian. Most of what’s left of my platoon just call me Cap.” He extended a hand to help Doc up. “The shooter is Corporal Hildie. Her illegal fraternizing partner next to her is Lieutenant Butz. Just call him ‘Buzz’ or he gets mad. This is my wife Dina,” he said, introducing the woman to his right. “And then there’s Chaplin. We think he might be prior military, but since he hasn’t said a word in the two months we’ve known him, we don’t have a clue.

Tommy might be a boy in outer appearance but he was 500 years my senior and significantly more powerful than me. “We” had a serious problem really meant, “I” had a serious problem.

I knew there was going to be a problem when one of the first priests said there were certain ways that I must be loved and all other ways were wrong. It has been a long dark road since. The garden was a wonderful time. It was not quite the fairy tale it has been shown to be. Men and women still died. Life was a constant struggle. Yet it was beautiful in its innocence. I suppose in the end it was all my fault.

I know my imagination can be like a three-year-old on Red Bull and still I feed it.