66 Quotes by Mark Tufo

Beside wearing too short shorts and a tight wife beater t-shirt, plus driving in a lime green Gremlin, the day was going exceedingly well.

Cats mewling in the middle of the night combined with evil clowns dragging long, black crusted fingernails over a chalkboard would not have been able to rival the sound that assailed our ears. It.

My momma always said crackers were crazy, something about their white skin not being able to stop the sun from cooking their brains.

Tomas had finally come to the realization of who – and more importantly what – his sister had become. No amount of reasoning, pleading, begging, or crying would change that. She had become a monster to rival anything ever produced in the pages of a book or on the cells of a film.

Porkchop didn’t seem hurt by the words. He knew Doc’s wife and kids had been mercilessly slaughtered while the man had been forced to watch. He would have been next had not everyone merely left. “I’m still here.” He thrust his chin up. “Porkchop, I just want to die.” Doc turned his back to the light. “If you want the door shut, do it yourself.” Porkchop was crying as he walked out.

But when a giant black man is screaming at the top of his lungs in a post-apocalyptic world that you need to get your skinny asses back on the truck to save yourselves, you tend to listen.

I use the terms “sky” and “earth” because as a human I cannot imagine those elements not being there. It is a way to give substance to nothingness.

This soul has no inherent stain except for the one you have bestowed upon it, as the Book of Revelations states, you have no claim on this soul and will relinquish all rights to it.

Careful, the number one cause of accidental shootings is careful aim.