28 Quotes by Marty Feldman

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.