85 Quotes by MaryJanice Davidson

What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!

The mouth of a passionate lover... or a woman who would bite when she was angry.

Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?

It never failed – I’d buy a new journal, write like a madwoman for ten pages, then lose total interest in the process. Three months later, I’d start the whole process all over again. I think I just liked buying new notebooks.

It’s inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of ghosts.

Back off, boys. You don’t want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We’re real testy.

I’m in a Roadrunner cartoon, Sinclair. And I’m the coyote.

Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?

Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?