1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Romance is tempestuous. Love is calm.

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.

Critic's delight: scolding the Mighty Dead.

Death promises nothing--not even oblivion.

Self-congratulation pleases only the speaker.

The family is on its way out; couples go next; then no more keeping cats or parrots.

I am kept in bondage by the moles of my beloved.

There is a line between a definite maybe and an indefinite yes.

I see what you mean, but I do not think what you think.