1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

I love money, but will money ever love me in return?

Even boredom has its crises.

Other people's beliefs may be myths, but not mine.

Every good time that goes on too long turns into a hell.

When Medusa looks in the mirror, she sees the Lady of Sorrows.

The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting.

Your need to talk does not create in me a need to listen.

Anyone who feels like a fool has made a good beginning.

The gods are watching, but idly, yawning.