1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Carnal knowledge is as forgettable as the other kinds.

Do as you like--if you know what it is.

When you feel protective toward your parents, you have become an adult.

Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness.

Doubt is long-winded. Certainty is brief.

Either offer me something I really like, or stop trying to tempt me.

Intelligence is predatory, but full of fastidiousness and frights.

Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you.