1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

City wits, country humorists.

The irrational may be attractive in the abstract, but not in cab drives, dinner guests, or elderly relatives.

I deplore my shortcomings, but plan to keep them.

Elegance thrives on exclusion.

Even cats grow lonely and anxious.

Alone, lonely people talk to themselves. In company, they often continue.

Sometimes I discover I have changed my mind because I have forgotten what I used to think.

To remain mysterious, say little and do nothing.

Style disdains comfort and is always ready to sacrifice virtue.