1,425 Quotes by Mason Cooley

As a comforter, philosophy cannot compete with a good dinner.

Alzheimer's usually comes later than AIDS, but I decline to call that progress.

It is not confused. We are.

Only the strong and the hopeful are able to revolt.

Infallibility and invincible ignorance are the same thing.

Wit saves us from being swallowed whole by life.

Advice is more agreeable in the mouth than in the ear.

Innocence: I am only stepping on your face because it lies in my path.

Curiosity is an asset mostly frittered away.