72 Quotes by Matt Berry

I didn't know if I wanted to go through more change. It's another uniform, and my fourth offense I'm learning. I'm used to change, but I did question whether to stay.

I can't think about what if. That's not the thing to do. All I can do is worry about this season, have fun and believe that good things will happen.

Make sure you own a good bed and a good pair of shoes because if you're not in one, you're in the other.

I still believe that the best art - be it music, comedy, painting, etc. - is the art that hasn't been asked for, or is expected.

I showed my dad the first episode of 'Toast of London' the other night. He laughed a bit, but when it finished, he just turned to me and said, 'You're an idiot.' I loved that.

Yes, I performed at the Secret Policeman's Ball at Radio City Music Hall and loved every minute.

'Toast' is based on a bunch of actors but especially one guy. I worked with him on a film and realise that if I mentioned any actor who was around his age but more successful, it would drive him insane. So from sheer devilment, I'd do it on purpose.

I just find anyone who's arrogant and pompous is always the funniest for me.

I think there's a chance that aliens might just see us as beef cattle, so that's us done. Whether they would inhabit us in that way is pretty fanciful because they'd probably just get from us what they could, and then I just see us as fast food.