72 Quotes by Matt Berry

aphorism 90: I am incorrigible. I would have every object of the universe mechanically predictable but myself.

aphorism 129:I would have every thought stoop and touch the Earth but that I already know the impossibility of the effort. A thought seems to have a life of its own and would rather leave itself open to flattering interpretations.

We decided the best way to go is to not target the students with the bad behavior, but the ones around them; work on more of a reverse peer pressure type campaign.

I would've missed the leaves changing. When fall hit, that's when it would have hurt me.

We played very good defense. And, we were able to create some turnovers.

This is the offense BYU ran during all of those great years. This is why I came here in the first place.

I'm not looking for pity. The funny thing is, people still come up to me and apologize. I always laugh and say, 'for what?' Through good times and bad, I've learned a lot from this whole experience. There's nothing to feel sorry for.

I'm ready to just go out and enjoy this, no matter what happens.

He wrote it exactly how it was. But it was still more dangerous than I ever could've imagined.