312 Quotes by Matt Groening

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

You watched it! You can't unwatch it!

One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!

Did you hear something?""No.""Did I hear something?""...I don't know...

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.Homer Simpson

[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party. [Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested.