312 Quotes by Matt Groening

If I have one technology tip of the day, it’s this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don’t read the comments, just don’t, because it will make you hate all humans.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try.’ Homer Simpson.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.

I always say that ‘Futurama’ is real, and ‘The Simpsons’ is fiction.

I have less to do with ‘The Simpsons’ every season, but I stick my nose in here and there. Basically, it’s just trying to keep the characters consistent and making sure the show has a soul.

You just have to keep in mind that the important relationship is the relationship with the audience. That’s what I try to do. Everything else is secondary.

Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

I promise I’ll do anything for you, especialy if it’s easy. Homer Simpson.

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That’s what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.