312 Quotes by Matt Groening

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth." Homer Simpson

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same." --Reverend Lovejoy

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.

If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don't read the comments, just don't, because it will make you hate all humans.