82 Quotes by Matt LeBlanc

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

You basically have a group of four spies who are chosen for a mission they feel for the fact of how competent they are and how their expertise and they're the right one for the job. But ultimately they find out they've been actually chosen for their incompetence.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

This whole acting thing was always just for me and was always an absolute shot in the dark. If it didn't pan out, I had my hammer and tool belt, banging nails again tomorrow if I had to.

The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.

I keep waiting for the roof to cave in. I was raised to follow the Golden Rule, you know, treat people the way you wish to be treated. That's kind of the way I live my life. Maybe someone up there likes me for that.

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.