6 Quotes by Maureen Murphy

He said he was involved with the Lions. I said 'What's a Lion?'

It is an honor and a privilege that I am to be the sponsor of the USS Michael Murphy.

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.

For an instant I thought he might be serious, but in the context of the rest of his behavior, it didn't mean a lot. But I guess he was trying to make it official.

Cartridges were misplaced or lost. Entire precincts are suspect because cartridges failed.