43 Quotes by Max Cannon

We're going to have the same demographic spread of nutcases and the same spread of everybody in between.

Have you ever read those reports of the toxic garbage they put in tobacco, because there are no federal regulations that say otherwise?

Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad.

What really grabs me about living in Tucson is the color beige.

These censorship people think something is going to promote behavior in people.

Now interpersonal politics... that's what it's all about.

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.

I imagine I'll continue on doing it for many years to come.

If kids are learning that from somewhere else - like television - you have to ask why they're not learning that from their parents.