54 Quotes by Maya Rudolph

You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'

I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.

I feel like I'm a drag queen.

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.

I really love laughing.

I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.

I'm always learning when I'm surrounded by great people. In every experience, I feel like I'm learning. I'm not like, "Oh good. I'm done! I don't have to learn anymore."

I have an equal opportunity womb!