13 Quotes by Melissa A. Craven

We so need to work on your definition of relaxing.

Where's the guy who gave me Twinkies and Coke?

You do remember how dangerous I am with those?” “Aye, that’s the point. Everyone will duck and cover if they see you wielding these.” “Even my teammates?”“Especially your teammates.

I am currently preoccupied with chocolate.

And we’re at four. Alexis Ann, I think we’re in an abusive relationship.

Get out of my brain!

I don’t know. Is that good-different, or I-should-come-with-a-warning-label-different?

Two thousand years and I’ve never met anyone so stubborn.

How can we be so utterly perfect, and you chose the douche who doesn’t have the first clue what he has?