99 Quotes by Melissa Bank

No," he said, and he snapped his fingers. "You'll come work for me at K----. And be a real associate editor."I said, "I could bring you up on charges for that.""What?""Work harassment in the sexual place.

I felt sure that everyone was looking at me and then realized that no one was, and I experienced the distinct shame of each.

Finally, I asked how you got a boy to like you back. She said, 'Just be yourself,' as though I had any idea who that might be.

You're correcting my grammar now?Yes, I'm helping you to be better. And I expect the same from you.What if I don't want to be better?'Then you'll be just a petulant, infinitive-splitting eavesdropper.

You're correcting my grammar now?Yes, I'm helping you to be better. And I expect the same from you.What if I don't want to be better?Then you'll be just a petulant, infinitive-splitting eavesdropper.

You can feel like he wants to own you,-not like an object but like a good dream he wants to keep having.

We change into our bathing suits, both of us pale like larvae, and then we walk down to the water.

I'd already figured out that not understanding my failings was another one of my failings.

He tells me that he knows Max from freshman year—roughly twenty years—and I remember that a huge number of Oberlin friends are here and ask what bonds them all for life. He says "No one else will be friends with us.