175 Quotes by Melissa McCarthy

Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldn't change a thing

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.' Where does it end? You just have to say, 'It's pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I'm OK with it. I've got other things to think about.

I just don't lose weight easily.

Part of being young is you think gaining 6 lbs. is the end of the world.

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.

I think when you can actually do what you love to do, if it's a little play somewhere, if it's a photo, if it's anything- if you can somehow do what you want and do a really good job at it, I think that's pretty successful.

I am not a princess, I don't want to be referred to as a princess - I find that super creepy.

In terms of threshold, as long as it's based in reality, you can go pretty far, as long as you buy that it's really happening.

Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.