175 Quotes by Melissa McCarthy

I felt really bad for someone who is swimming in so much hate. I just thought, that’s someone who’s in a really bad spot, and I am in such a happy spot. I laugh my head off every day with my husband and my kids who are mooning me and singing me songs.

You just have to say, ‘It’s pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I’m OK with it. I’ve got other things to think about.’

I think if anyone tells you the odds are slim, just keep walking. Just do whatever the hell you want to do, because they don’t know what they’re talking about. When you love something, and you work really really hard at it, you can do it.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it’s bad, it’s like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

I’m really happy in my life.

I just don’t lose weight easily.

I’m not a great pregnant woman.

I don’t like to do anything that’s mean spirited just because I don’t find it funny. I’d rather be the jackass than makes fun of somebody else. It just seems too cheap and easy.

To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it’s what football is to some guys.