33 Quotes by Melissa Rivers

Most parents send their children off to school with little bromides like "Have a great day! I can't wait to see you later!" or "Do your best at school today. We're having your favorite pizza for dinner tonight!" My mother would send me off with "Enjoy yourself. We could all be dead tomorrow.

We're praying the hair will be as big as the boobs.

He could spit in your face and you'd still say, 'Take me here, take me now!'

It feels bizarre to be completely done up and it's still sunny out.

It's the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we're having a blast out here.

They just blow the doors off. Now you have women who are more in control of their look.

I'm a big fan of the laceless Converse for travel, with cute jeans, and throw on a little jacket, and you look presentable.

I had Cooper in December and was back on the red carpet in January. I picked him up and took him to work with me, you know, took him to my dressing room. So he's been raised the same way I was, which is that work is such a big part of our lives.

I don't think I should be giving out relationship advice! You have to accept each other for who they are and what they will be able to modify in their behavior and what you can modify in your behavior to create a better relationship.