33 Quotes by Melissa Rivers

My rule is always if you keep your basics classic. You can add seasonable and very trendy stuff and always look modern and updated, but if you’re questioning something and its expensive, err on the side of classic.

Most parents send their children off to school with little bromides like “Have a great day! I can’t wait to see you later!” or “Do your best at school today. We’re having your favorite pizza for dinner tonight!” My mother would send me off with “Enjoy yourself. We could all be dead tomorrow.

I think anyone who has a job in the entertainment industry that is ongoing and then decides they get bored and doesn’t want to do it anymore is foolish!

The Emmys are flat-out fun.

Parenting a pre-teen is quite something.

My mom is a typical mother.