2 Quotes by Melvin Udall played by Jack Nicholson in AS GOOD AS IT GETS.

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.