138 Quotes by Michael Buckley

Each time she applied her lip gloss, she imagined another fleet of brain cells dying a horrible death.

Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?" "This is a dental office," the receptionist explained. "People come here to get a healthy smile." There was another groan. Puck laughed. "Sure! That guy sounds like he's smiling alright. Are you hiring?

You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against their will! How do I become a dentist?

The day offers problems. The night provides solutions.

I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing.

I'm going to give you a sentence, a full sentence with a noun and a verb and a possible agitate. I don't like all these judges running around with their half baked sentences, thats how you get salmonella poisoning.

How did you know that we could get him to do whatever we want if we pretend he’s in charge?” Sabrina asked Daphne.“It’s what I do with you” the little girl replied. “You two are exactly the same

I know what I’m doing,” he growled.“If you knew what you were doing, we wouldn’t have two million zombie bunnies chasing us!” she shouted.“Guys,” Daphne said, trying to get their attention, but her sister was too angry to listen.“How was I supposed to know that kid was mentally unhinged?” Puck said.“I don’t know,” Sabrina snapped. “Maybe when we found him running from a dead body?” “Guys!” Daphne shouted.“What!” Puck and Sabrina snapped.“LOOK OUT!

Moth, that wasn't very nice.