138 Quotes by Michael Buckley

When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?

Are you familiar with that play?In fact, we're almost living it!

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said."How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked."Considerably less cool," Puck replied.

And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?

..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different

If you want to be happy you have to work to make it happen. You can't just wish for it and you can't put it in the hands of other people.

By the way, you don't need the makeup." Puck said.

Puck turned to Sabrina. "What is she doing down there?"Hiding, I guess."Puck leaned down and poked his head under the seat. "I found you."Ms. Smirt shrieked.Puck lifted himself up to his full height and laughed. "She's fun."He leaned back down and she screamed again. "I could do this all day. Can I keep her?

You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter.""Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm waiting for the movie," Puck said.