161 Quotes by Michael Keaton

Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is.

There comes a point in your life when you realize how quickly time goes by, and how quickly it has gone. Then it really speeds up exponentially. With that, I think you start to put a lot of things into context; you start to see how huge the world is, and really, the universe.

'Beetlejuice' was a romp, man. 'Beetlejuice' was fun. I've never had so much fun in my life.

To this day, I have the most fond memories of some of my old toys.

I don't know how to not be outside since I was a little kid.

In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.'

If I didn't do 'Batman,' 'Birdman' wouldn't have happened.

I'd get scripts and think: 'What's the point of this?'

I'm just shocked at how blatantly shallow people are sometimes.