42 Quotes by Michael O'Donoghue

I try to attack all races and creeds, except the Irish. Clearly they are closest to the angels and don't deserve abuse. But the others have it coming.

Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside.

Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

Sometimes you have to be cruel... in order to be even crueler.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.

I think therapy interferes with the creative process. It takes off the edge.