32 Quotes by Michael Rosenbaum

I treat everyone as a friend, but if they betray me, that's it. They're out of my life in one way or another.

I said, 'Ooh, Dad, I want the yellow ones.' He said, 'Where?' I said, 'Right there, Dad. I want the yellow ones.' Everybody goes, 'Those are green'. That's how I knew I was colorblind.

Though it`s a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.

With all the horror in the world and all the crap that`s going on, for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn and laugh with your friends. That`s what a movie is all about.

I was pretty much a homebody; didn`t really go to school dances, never went to a prom. I was a bit of a loner, a geek.

Besides the physical strains I realized men can be pigs to women even when it's a man dressed as one.

I like girls who don't mind that I hang out with my friends.

I was a mechanic at a go-cart place, a deejay at a roller rink, a telemarketer in New York, a grocery bagger.

They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.