32 Quotes by Michael Rosenbaum

Though it’s a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.

I treat everyone as a friend, but if they betray me, that’s it. They’re out of my life in one way or another.

They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I’m trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.

With all the horror in the world and all the crap that’s going on, for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn and laugh with your friends. That’s what a movie is all about.

I’m into classic games like Donkey Kong, and also collect vintage tour t-shirts – everything from Olivia Newton-John to Duran Duran. I’ve got a Chicago one worth $100.

I was pretty much a homebody; didn’t really go to school dances, never went to a prom. I was a bit of a loner, a geek.

Being in drag for three months – I now have an idea of what women go through. At least maybe a little.

I like girls who don’t mind that I hang out with my friends.

Besides the physical strains I realized men can be pigs to women even when it’s a man dressed as one.