308 Quotes by Michael Scott

The day we stop learning is the day we die.

The sliding glass door opened and Isis and Osiris appeared. They were dressed in plain white ceramic armor and were each carrying two swords, one in each hand.“They look like they just stepped out of Star Wars,” Josh muttered. He began to hum the Imperial March under his breath.

Werewolves and silver bullets!” Shakespeare coughed a quick laugh and shook his head. “Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Do we have a kraken?” Billy asked quickly. “Could we unleash a kraken?” Nereus and Machiavelli turned to look at the young American immortal. “What?” he asked, looking from one to the other. He turned to Machiavelli. “What?”The Italian’s gray eyes blazed a warning.“We do not have a kraken,” Nereus said. “Besides, even if I did have a kraken, they’re only about this big.” He spread his thumb and forefinger roughly an inch apart.

Do I look like I watch Star Trek?

You are not living, you are surviving.

Even if he could not see them, several lifetimes of listening to emperors, kings, princes, politicians and thieves had taught him that it was often not what people said, but what they did not say that revealed the truth.

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Wikipedia is the best thing ever.