2 Quotes by Michael Siemsen

She spoke throught her teeth. "Almost, dear. What were the real words you used? The bad words. It's okay to say them again, just this once." I shrugged, "fine. I said'. . . just 'cause Daddy wants you to suck on his ding-a-ling.

After a week passed it had dawned on me what I was and, more importantly, that I needed to do a little more research before climbing into one of you people.