18 Quotes by Michael Winner

Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

He was a very good actor but he wasn't used as an actor as much as he should have been because he became famous as Peter Ustinov,

What? What!!!! Where is Rupert, I must call him.

I think it's rather an insult to dogs. Men are awful: arrogant, nasty creatures.

As you get older, you have more time on your hands. Some people do croswords and others jigsaws, but I garden.

If you want art, don't mess about with movies. Buy a Picasso.

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

But when you look at the rubbish who are getting these awards and the absolute non-service they have given to the nation other than financing or working for political parties, you say, 'What company am I in?'.

The truth of the matter is that muggers are very interesting people.