533 Quotes by Mignon McLaughlin

The hardest learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

The neurotic would like to trust his analyst - if only because he's paying him so much money. But he can't - because if the analyst really cared, he'd be doing it for nothing.

A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.

What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.

Tragedy isn't getting something, or failing to get it; it's losing something you already have.

We can never understand other people's motives, nor their furniture.

Whatever we worship, short of God, is sure to be our undoing.

Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.