67 Quotes by Mike Epps

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.

I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.

Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble.

On 'Friday,' I had a big trailer, and we would have a barbecue going and music playing. It was a fun set. There was too much involved for 'The Hangover' to be a fun set. They're trying to get money.

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.

We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.

They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.

Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.