67 Quotes by Mike Epps

I used to be a dusty little child.

You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.

She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right.

I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I'm changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I'm supposed to.

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.