67 Quotes by Mike Epps

I left Indiana, and I ain’t been back since. I’ve been doing comedy and paying my bills.

You know, you can’t make the people do what you want them to do.

I’m a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what’s happening to me.

I don’t know why people think I’m this ad-lib dude.

Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it’s just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It’s got to all gel together, you know what I mean?

Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they’ve run out of material.

Everybody that’s living in this earth is living in a situation. It’s not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.

I don’t know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain’t even never been to a wedding.

Just the fact that I’m in the game is great. I’m just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I’m humble and I try to be humble.