60 Quotes by Mike Judge

He's no idiot, in fact he's a genius... and that's as far from an idiot as you can get without reaching madness.

Joe was about to learn, that in the future, justice was not only blind, but had become rather retarded as well.

When the show started out, it was like all of a sudden we had to do 35 episodes and we had just a month and a half to write them, and it took me a while to realize that I was in charge.

She defaced my fly. And I've never been the same since.

I almost didn't name Butt-Head 'Butt-Head.' I came real close to calling him something else.

I think at the point when they were first starting to talk about a movie, it was a little bit different back then.

I think I do too many voices in these shows. I think it's because we have trouble getting voice talent.

You know, at that age you want to show everyone else how wild you are. It's a combination of being bored, looking for a cheap thrill and being really stupid - a dangerous combination.

When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap.