141 Quotes by Mike Myers

Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable boxes that were wired to the TV, there have been Bollywood movies on Toronto TV.

I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me.

I knew I wanted to be a father; I didn't know it was going to be this awesome or that my kid would come out so beautiful and lovely.

Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.