210 Quotes by Milton Berle

I received a lot of complaints from parents who wrote and told me that their kids wouldn't go to sleep until our show was over. So I went on the air and told all the children watching to 'listen to their Uncle Miltie and go to bed right after the show.'

They've finally comes up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.