4 Quotes by Mister Maximus

When it comes to politics, most things can be resolved with a kind word, a simple smile and a solid handshake. And if these won't do, there's always business. For business is great for peace. And peace is great for business.

Only assholes will call other guys assholes. Remember the adage 'I takes one to know one.'? Let this be a fair warning when it comes to dating-advice ladies.

You cannot judge a guy by his cover but by the story he is writing for himself.

Unfortunately life is not a Disney movie. Stop believing you're a princess. You are not. There is no prince out there but if you find charming... by all means, grab it and run with it!