2 Quotes by Mitch May

People who've been having problems with deer eating their azaleas won't be having that problem for long.

People go out by themselves or with their hunting buddies and talk about food, women, whatever and forget about the real world for a few days. For 20 years, I shot my limit. But in the past three years, I haven't shot a one. Passed up a hundred. I'd get out at 6, stay in the woods all day by myself. Saw a lot of game. Took a few naps and not have the phone ring, not worry about Iraq or hearing the news.