2,446 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is.

Getting older comes with abilities. Being old comes with disabilities.

In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40′s, they halve it.

Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.

We are sometimes reminded that we are not always rational, when someone spits as a response to a foul smell.

Chances are that most of the people who find visits from Jehovah’s Witnesses annoying are Christians.

Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.

I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all.